So I decided to come up with some pros and cons to partying with a vampire. Below are just some I have come up with. Have some fun with me. What do you think the pros and cons are of partying with a vampire?
Pro: You have the best tan.
Con: Dark meat is just as tasty as white.
Pro: No one will fight you over the last chip
Con: Vampires enjoy salty blood.
Pro: You don’t have to buy them drinks.
Con: You are the drink.
Pro: They’re more than eager to neck with you in the closet
Con: Their idea of necking will leave you drained
Pro: You think BYOB means Bring Your Own Booze
Con: BYOB stands for Bring Your Own Blood
Shiela Stewart www.shielasbooks.ca