Partying with a vampire Pros and Cons Vampires. Love them or leave them. People have been fascinated with vampires for centuries. They want to date them, have sex with them, become them. And why? Because they’ve been become hero’s, great lovers and role models. Romance novels paint the vampire as a sexy leather wearing Adonis. Movies make them irresistible, intriguing, beguiling. We become so enthralled with the character that we often forget just how vile they really are. They suck blood. They kill innocent humans and drain them of their life force. They rampage villages, taking everyone out in one fell swoop. Their teeth are yellow, their skin is sallow and they look as if they haven’t showered or changed clothing in forever. They stink of decay and blood. Yet, we can’t seem to get enough of them.
So I decided to come up with some pros and cons to partying with a vampire. Below are just some I have come up with. Have some fun with me. What do you think the pros and cons are of partying with a vampire?
Pro: You have the best tan.
Con: Dark meat is just as tasty as white.
Pro: No one will fight you over the last chip
Con: Vampires enjoy salty blood.
Pro: You don’t have to buy them drinks.
Con: You are the drink.
Pro: They’re more than eager to neck with you in the closet
Con: Their idea of necking will leave you drained
Pro: You think BYOB means Bring Your Own Booze
Con: BYOB stands for Bring Your Own Blood
Shiela Stewart www.shielasbooks.ca
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ReplyDeleteVamps are not my favs and this is a good list to reference when I receive my next Vampire's Invite. LOL Very funny post.
ReplyDeleteYou have to be very careful. Vampires have a way of seducing you into doing what they want. Not to mention they're not the most honest people. Don't call for the invite. LOL
ReplyDeleteThanks for stopping in Casea!
This is so timely too with Breaking Dawn hitting the theaters and chasing all the closet vampire lovers to the streets in droves.
ReplyDeleteI thought so too, Michael!
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Love this, and the pros/cons. I for one am for the vampires, not so much of the "sparkly" ones but the dreamy seducing eyes and long hair and body to die for type vamps. :) ;-)
ReplyDeletePro: They live an eternity, never age and stay handsome and beautiful as ever.
Con: A wooden/silver stake may kill or slow them down, and I don't mean "steak" are feared by them. ;-)
Sparkly vamps are sooo wrong. LOL
ReplyDeleteGood pros and cons!!
Thanks for playing and for stopping in. :)
The only vamps I'd party with are the Black Dagger Bros, but I'd take 'em all on, no doubt.
ReplyDeleteBlack Dagger boys are yummy indeed. :)
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